I had such a huge crush on Wharf and Picard.

And I am the exact...

You're a combo of the two.

I am bald and frequently angry, so there is that.

Greetings and salutations, and welcome to Thummoor. I'm Jason.

I'm Rachel.

And today we're talking about Hogwarts in space.

No, it's actually not on space. It's in San Francisco and it's...

Oh, you made me think about the Muppish Show.

Yes, of course. Starfleet Academy is the name of the show. They're in space for a little bit. First episode, they're in space. Sure, they'll be back there again. Yeah. Speaking of episodes, we watch the first three episodes, so we will be talking about not in order or anything, but we are definitely going to be hitting on some plot points and spoilers

for the first three episodes.

And then you've been warned.

And then we shall never discuss this again.

I don't know what to say.

Bit of a shit show.

Yeah.

I mean... I mean, by that I mean Bit of a shit show. Yeah. I mean... I mean, by that I mean, it's a shit show. Well, it is... It's... I'm very proud of myself with that one. It was very clever. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I mean, the Rotten Tomato scores... I mean, the critics... I mean, 88% by the critics, I'm surprised at that.

But the popcorn meter, which I assume are the real Star Trek fans, is 43%. So.

Yeah, okay.

Well, this show may be a little, a victim of some review bombing.

Let's be honest.

There is a very large contingent of people who are upset with the

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