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Today is Thursday, which means it is time for this week in gaming, and we are going to be breaking down some recent gaming news stories.

I am your host, Paul, and I am joined here today by my colleague who is currently living in the Matrix.

He's unsure of what's real and what's a program.

It's Josh.

Mr. Anderson.

There it is.

You humans are repulsive.

I can smell it.

It's in your clothes.

That's all I got.

I love The Matrix, by the way.

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