Welcome to Legends of Aventress. I'm Pike, and you're listening to Stardust Rhapsody.

Here's what happened last time.

Oh, it's time to roll over the other Junkyard games.

Buy our friends are died. Hulk, sploosh.

You can't stop my dog, Derry, from turning it all up.

It's mechanical eyes will flash red for a moment as it scans the room.

Oh, shrewcles, shricles.

You suplex it onto its back and then you begin to spin it around the room and around the room until the centrifugal force

of your spinning begins to lift it ever so slightly off.

Toss it fucking at the pool of cart of dynamite as it lands onto it.

There's a massive explosion.

Boom!

There's an explosion of a purple chaotic orb, and for a moment it rips all noise from reality

is you can't hear anything and you rock it off in front of you.

J-da-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-h.

And you look out as you stand at the edge and you see this massive cratered sphere.

Leaving it there means the empire can roll up and take it.

But then where do we take it?

Keep it with us.

For now. Let's contain it, get it on the ship.

If I die taking it, it is perhaps not as big a loss.

I have this thing in me.

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