Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food,

create jam to let you know if you need it.

You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones,

alongside not that close though. My co-host, Jordan,

Sweden, Jordan, how are you from way over there?

Alongside it mostly in spirit. We're alongside,

but just mostly in spirit. You're closer to Eric than you

are to me. Yeah. And you keep getting closer to Eric.

That way we can cover the whole room.

I'm comfortable with that because the striking distance radius.

Oh, I hadn't. It's not so much about moving away from you

as towards a threat. A threat.

I'm done being insane. I don't know. I don't think so.

Someone was lashing out wildly earlier.

I'm done being insane. He drank his coffee and he's like too

old. Yeah. Yeah. He was he was riled up before and then

had his Starbucks. How do you what even is this?

Oh, a lot of all the auto.

All the auto. Yeah. That sounds Italian and pretentious.

So yeah, all the all the.

I don't know what you call.

Olato. Okay. The Starbucks,

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