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Six points from two games for England,

Bacchia Sackers, beautiful curlers and vintage Harry Kane,

a star of the James Madison,

and another game where Jude Bellingham is everywhere.

It didn't set the heart racing, but Gareth Southgate

couldn't have hoped for more from the start of his qualification campaign.

Welsh limbs in Croatia,

they did look a bit tired defending that long throw.

A win for Scotland and mixed fortunes for Northern Ireland,

so whom we give some much needed coverage today.

Then we'll get to Spurs, Antonio Conte,

gone the night before we record.

We don't know how to handle this.

We all knew it was coming,

Cancellinian Mason, guide them to fourth place.

On non-league day, we have news of serial hat tricks and goalkeeper protests.

There's some gentle trolling from an FA Cup winning goal score,

some excellent feedback on the Sockray Air article.

And a lovely story about footballers sending things in the post.

Last exciting time at the top of the WSL,

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