Star Wars Theory: The White Saber Theory
Super Carlin Brothers
J and Ben Carlin
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2019
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey brother! Ben, I don't want to like freak you out or anything but Star Wars episode 9, |
| 0:04.8 | the Rise of Sky Walker is just two days away and I like cannot contain myself. |
| 0:09.9 | I may or may not be just challenging lots of random people in my life |
| 0:13.2 | to lightsaber duels and not for nothing but I'm getting like super good. |
| 0:16.4 | In any case though, whilst playing around with this lightsaber, I've discovered some unusual functionality, which is that if you press this button, you can make the end term white. |
| 0:31.0 | Now you might be saying, don't you think that's probably just a cool function so that if you hold two |
| 0:34.8 | lightsabers together you can simulate the effect of them working like really hard against each other |
| 0:39.2 | and I agree that is probably the intended use for this toy but it did spark a different idea in my head |
| 0:47.8 | and that is that Kylo Wrens Saga will come to an end in episode 9 with his lightsaber turning from red to white. |
| 0:57.0 | Hey Brother! |
| 1:03.0 | If you were wondering where you two can get one of these awesome Kylo-ren lightsabers, |
| 1:08.0 | we are giving one away today over on Instagram as part of our December giveathon. |
| 1:13.6 | All you have to do is go like these two photos and tag a friend in the comments. |
| 1:17.6 | And you can get an extra entry by subscribing to our brand new podcast popcorn culture. |
| 1:24.4 | Popcorn culture will be me and Ben discussing all the things we already talk about in the videos, |
| 1:28.8 | but getting a little bit deeper and branching out a bit and probably just going on all sorts of tangents. |
| 1:34.3 | We already have a pilot episode out and we'll be launching the first three episodes on Christmas |
| 1:38.9 | day so I hope you go check it out. |
| 1:40.4 | But anyway, let's talk about Kylo Wren, formerly Solo Comma Ben, not now, but then. |
| 1:47.0 | From the beginning of this trilogy, his allegiance has been unclear and definitely up for debate. I mean sure he's |
| 1:55.6 | introduced to us as evil marching around the first order blowing up ships and |
| 2:00.0 | occasionally destroying some walls that have wronged him. |
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