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Super Carlin Brothers

Star Wars Theory: The Great Star Wars Ice Cream Conspiracy

Super Carlin Brothers

J and Ben Carlin

News, Tv & Film, Entertainment News

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Hurry to http://upstart.com/SCB to find out HOW LOW your Upstart rate is.   The Mandalorian has introduced to us some brand new Star Wars Jargon. In the very first episode we learn about a special metal called Beskar that can be melted down and reinforce the Mandalorian’s armor. We also know that if he can complete his mission he has an ENTIRE CAMONTO of the stuff waiting for him upon delivery of the Young Orphan Darling Asset, aka LIL YODA. But how much is a camtono? And how on TATOOINE could it have anything to do with ICE CREAM!?

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0:00.0

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0:02.8

Hey brother, Jay, it goes together like peanut butter and jelly,

0:07.0

like pickled okra and sharp cheddar, like mustard orbs and salami.

0:10.8

That's mustard seed on the salami, maybe even like wargin some of that sharp

0:14.9

cheddar from the pickled vocra for a little extra pousazz, you won't be disappointed. You heard

0:19.1

it here first. H-tag mustard orbs. But today it's Star Wars and ice cream.

0:24.8

Bum,

0:25.6

bum bum bum bum.

0:28.3

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

0:30.9

let's face it, it's a pairing that goes back as long as I can remember. You can't have one without the other.

0:38.4

Yeah, I'm not really sure that is a thing. What do you mean it's not a thing? It's definitely a thing. It's not a thing. Ice cream in Star Wars? Yeah, always been a thing. Not a thing. Well, it's bad. Hey Brother!

0:55.0

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