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The Empire Film Podcast

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker β€” Final Trailer Breakdown Special

The Empire Film Podcast

Bauer Media

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.6 β€’ 2.7K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 21 October 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

It's here. At long last, the final trailer for JJ Abrams' Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker β€” the ninth and final film in the Skywalker Saga β€” has arrived, and naturally it got the internet's tongues a-wagging. And, because you demanded it, here's the Empire Podcast's near-hour-long reaction to a trailer that's just over two minutes long. So, join Chris Hewitt, James Dyer, Helen O'Hara, and Ben Travis for a fun-filled, fact-packed, frame-by-frame dissection of the trailer, with more wild theories and unfounded speculation than you could shake a laser sword at. Just what is Bendemption? How do space horses work? And can droids get syphilis? Just some of the questions posed, and unanswered, within. Enjoy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

[β™ͺ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [β™ͺ

0:13.9

Hello, Paul, I'm Chris Huett and welcome to the latest in our very occasional series of

0:19.4

Trader Breakdown Specials. We've done a couple of Marvel movies, not cinema. And now we're

0:25.0

doing a couple for Star Wars also, not cinema. That noise you can hear is canloach revolving

0:31.1

an anger because today saw the release of the second and final trailer. Is it the third?

0:38.4

I'm not saying the third isn't a trailer.

0:40.7

Yeah, trailer is special.

0:42.8

The trailer is special. Yeah, it's like four winners in a funeral. So the second official

0:48.0

and final trailer for Star Wars, the rise of Skywalker, the ninth and final episode

0:54.8

in the Skywalker saga. So we're told, if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you.

0:59.2

But I see how that goes. And it's all very, very exciting. And the people took their streets

1:05.8

in their fours to demand this Trader Breakdown. So here we are in the pod booth. I'm joined by

1:12.8

you've heard already and trying to assist the urge to James play in this entire thing. Otherwise,

1:17.2

we might as well not fucking bother. It's James Dyer. Hello. It's Doth Dyer to you.

1:21.9

Okay, Doth Dyer is this Doth Dyer looking and comfortable like low-bott. That's beyond

1:29.6

a step. But here he is. We also have Ben Travis. Yippee. Hello.

1:34.4

You are. He's actually. You are the most Anakin. He's kind of Obi-Wan.

1:40.0

Oh, he's Anakin. He's little, little Jake Lloyd Anakin.

1:42.8

I build pod races in my spare time. Are you? Are you an angel?

1:51.1

And Helen. Helen Ahara is here. Helen, my how you've grown.

1:55.4

Grown more beautiful, I mean. Oh, God. Queen Ahme-O. I prefer general Ahara.

2:02.0

Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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