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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

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Bald Move

Tv Reviews, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Jim and I saw a Star Wars film tonight. We were displeased. If you loved or liked the film, we're really happy for you. But this trilogy wasn't for us, much like it's father, the prequel trilogy before it. If you hate the film, we totally get that, too. All we ask is that you try to be happy for the people who are happy, and try to be understanding to the people who are feeling a bit numb like us. We'll be back in 2020 for some more awesome movies, and probably a few that will suck, as is tradition. See you then! Please enjoy our spoiler-free review of the movie as well as a discussion of upcoming films and trailers, but if you want to hear our full, spoiler-filled analysis you'll have to be a Club Bald Move member! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey everybody, we are back.

0:32.0

It's been like almost a month month I forgot how to do these things but it's a it's a first run movie

0:37.0

came back for a big one Star Wars episode nine rise of Sky Walker Episode 9, Rise of Skywalker, and I hate that I have to do this podcast.

0:52.0

I hate that this is almost certainly going to be super divisive to a Star Wars

0:56.8

community that was starting to heal and come together over everyone's blissful

1:01.1

enjoyment of Baby Yoda and the bland excellence of the

1:06.4

Mandalorian and this hot mess of a Star Wars movie jumped right into the middle of my Christmas experience

1:16.0

and it's not the worst thing I've ever seen

1:20.0

It's far from the best thing I've ever seen

1:22.0

and it's kind from the best thing I've ever seen and it's kind of the perfect conclusion to this fucked up

1:27.6

mixed mash of a trilogy that we got that was designed by committee and almost doomed to fail from the from the

1:36.4

start designed by the Mickey what did you think?

1:41.9

Ah man I had zero hype going into this thing.

1:45.7

I... yeah, I came away from it thinking, eh, whatever. Like, I mean mean my relationship with Star Wars is very complicated and it's it's long. It's it's storied and at this point

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