Star Wars Holiday Special (1978): The Podcast - Public Premiere

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Tv Reviews, After Shows, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas, everybody! The last day of our Culkin Keatmas is upon us, and with it, our final gift to you. Jim and I break down the Star Wars Holiday Special and take it for all it's worth. Wookiee porn, deeply unfunny instructional videos, ill-fitting helmets, and hours of uncaptioned Wookiee dialog are considered and de-coded but we're still left with the big question... Why? Since all involved have disowned the project we may never know. But whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Life Day or any other tradition that aims to turn the coldest, darkest part of the year into something more, you are in our thoughts, and you have our gratitude for all the love and support you've shown us this past year. We'll see you in 2018! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:02.0	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:04.2	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:06.3	Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.
0:08.3	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:12.4	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:13.9	Cheese.
0:15.8	Availments at the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11am.
0:18.1	Price and participation may vary.
0:19.2	Subjects availability. The Star Wars holiday special.
0:32.6	Starring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker.
0:37.2	Harrison Ford is Hans Solo.
0:41.9	Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia.
0:46.3	With Anthony Daniels as C3PO.
0:51.0	Peter Mayhew as Chubaka.
0:59.0	R2D2 as R2D2 and James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader
1:04.0	Introducing Chubbacus family.
1:14.7	His wife Mala.
1:19.8	His father, Igey.
1:24.5	His son, Love Me.
1:37.3	With special guest stars stars Beatrice Arthur Art Carney Diane Carroll the Jefferson Starship, Harvey Corman, and an animated Star Wars story on the Star Wars holiday special.
2:02.5	Hey, everybody.
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