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No one's ever really gone.

No one's ever really gone. Oh, Welcome back to the Subbeeken sponsored by Quip and Express VPN.

I am your host Sunny Bunch, filling in for Victor Mattis, who was once again decided to go on a

lengthy vacation abandoning you and I and Jonathan V. Last so we can Galavant about the

tropics and shirk his duties.

He sent us a picture of his Beach Bomb lifestyle, JBL.

I was pretty excited to see that big cock photo that he sent.

It was a, it's a healthy looking rooster that they have on the island. I don't understand why it's just roaming around there.

What was Vic doing with the spatula? No, no comment. Do not know.

All right, joining JVL and I this week in place of Mr.

Mattis is Matthew Cottonetti editor-in-chief of the Washington Free Beacon and

longtime friend of the show. Matt, how have you been since we last had you on one year ago?

I've been great.

What's new in your life since that?

Please fill us in on your whole life.

The truth is though there's been something missing in my life

for the past year, and that was my appearance on the sub-beacon and I had thought I had

viewed that appearance as an audition for a semi-regular role and little did I know that you the three of you have

this guild mentality well have anyone in and cancelled we were we were gonna bring you in as a permanent member on the old show, but then it was

canceled and the proprietors of the new place very, very tight.

We've gotten a lot of notes from the big boss here saying you got to keep it to three people.

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