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In Review – A Kinda Funny Film & TV Podcast

Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens - Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed & Ranked(Ad-Free)

In Review – A Kinda Funny Film & TV Podcast

Kinda Funny

Tv & Film, Video Games, Film Reviews, Leisure

4.6 β€’ 618 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 8 November 2019

⏱️ 141 minutes

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0:00.0

Oh, that's my prime delivery.

0:01.6

What, already?

0:02.7

Only one thing can match the buzz of Prime's fast delivery.

0:06.2

And that's the buzz of Prime's entertainment.

0:09.0

What are we watching?

0:09.7

Heads of state, that new action comedy with Idris Elber as the Prime Minister,

0:13.3

John Sina as the president, and Priyanka Chopra Jonas, as their only hope.

0:17.0

It looks like a blast.

0:18.3

From fast delivery to explosive entertainment, it's on Prime. For only

0:23.0

$899 a month, join now. Content includes limited ads, subscription or to renews. For more information,

0:28.2

go to amazon.com.uker.U.K. slash Prime. Welcome back to kind of funny Star Wars in review.

0:52.9

That's right. We are ranking and reviewing every movie in the Star Wars Cinematic Universe. I'm Tim Geddes. This is Andy Cortez. Good morning. Nick Scarpino. Hello, everyone. We got Barrett on the boards, Boss Baby himself. Kevin Coelho out at a wedding. So he had to just send me his ranking and and thoughts separately don't read any of them yeah

1:12.6

yeah it's fucking you know what it is this is our chance just cut him out here or you're against us

1:18.6

just like star wars there's so much space here it's so much more space you got a lot it's amazing

1:24.5

that kevin only takes up the space of one human, but really it's like five people.

1:27.8

Yeah.

1:29.9

He takes up the energy of five people. Okay.

1:30.3

It's not so fair.

1:31.5

There's all these wires and stuff that make you guys get really close together. I'm just saying. I'm just trying to... Barrett blames the wires. I'm just defending my boys. You're like that weird casino planet on the next Star Wars that we haven't watched yet, where everything's neutral and weird gray area.

1:31.1

Stop it. You're either with us or against them. I'm against light or dark, buddy. You just called you a planet. You're can't go by, bitch. Future spoilers, everybody. This is kind of funny Star Wars in review. Like I said, we are ranking and reviewing all of the movies.

2:02.8

We've been doing this.

2:03.9

We are also going, the reason we're doing two this week, we already did episode three, Revenge of the Sith.

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