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Star Wars Counseling - EP 8 - Kylo's Scar & Those Ol' Yellow Eyes

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4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2017

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

From the minds of Ken Napzok (Schmoes Know, Collider, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will feed a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! Host Joseph Scrimshaw tries to make you feel better about whatever little corner of that galaxy far, far away that's bothering you. This episode Joseph responds to the MANY request to discuss Kylo Ren's SCAR moving for Episode 8 and just when, where, and why do Dark Side users go full YELLOW EYES. The light side of the force is calling…let it in. If you have a Star Wars grievance you'd like addressed, send us a tweet or a Facebook message with #SWCounseling. Subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forcecenter/message

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0:16.5

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0:20.1

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0:35.0

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

0:39.0

You have the best Christmas ever.

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0:46.0

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Players must be 18 or over.

0:50.0

The following is a presentation of Morning Drive Media. Hello and welcome to Star Wars Counseling on the Four Center Podcast Feed,

1:10.0

the show that believes every single little part of Star Wars is great from a certain point of view.

1:16.5

I am your host, my name is Joseph Scrimshaw, with me, is always, is a small drink of whiskey, just enough to get through the hard parts of

1:25.6

counseling and break through to the catharsis the freedom the joy we are

1:30.7

recording live to tape so as always you might hear an um you might hear an a you might hear me take a sip of whiskey

1:37.8

This is a special episode of Star Wars counseling in that it is all evil all the time. You got two great

1:45.8

grievances and they both focus on the dark side. Well I guess all of our

1:50.8

episodes kind of focus on the dark side because they're the things that we're upset with and then we come through to the light.

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