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Star Wars Counseling - EP 6 - Leia's Memories & Luke's Weird Plan

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Star Wars, Tv & Film, Star Wars Podcasts

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

From the minds of Ken Napzok (Schmoes Know, Collider, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will feed a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! Host Joseph Scrimshaw tries to make you feel better about whatever little corner of that galaxy far, far away that's bothering you. This episode tackles Leia remembering her real mother even though Padme died moments after Leia was born and what exactly was Luke Skywalker's master plan to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt? The light side of the force is calling…let it in. If you have a Star Wars grievance you'd like addressed, send us a tweet or a Facebook message with #SWCounseling. Subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod.

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

0:23.5

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

0:27.5

Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.

0:31.0

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

0:35.0

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

0:39.0

You have the best Christmas ever.

0:41.0

I got a hair thing.

0:42.0

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

0:50.0

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0:57.0

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1:01.0

And four.

1:02.0

Reactions which darken in sunlight.

1:04.0

Oh nice, thin and light lenses.

1:08.0

Um...

1:09.0

Or ultra clear, super clean.

1:11.0

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1:15.0

So you're better off with Spexavers. Offers can't be combined. Terms and conditions apply, ask in store for details.

1:22.0

The following is a presentation of Morning Drive Media. Hello and welcome to Star Wars counseling on the Four Center Podcast

1:38.4

Feed the show that believes absolutely every part of Star Wars is great

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