Star Wars Counseling - EP 37 - Hans's Boasts about the Kessel Run and Maul's Lightsaber Show
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🗓️ 20 July 2018
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply check the Uber app. |
| 0:22.3 | The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast Feed, the show that believes absolutely every single part of Star Wars is great |
| 0:46.3 | from a certain point of view. I am your host my name is Joseph Scrimshaw with me as |
| 0:51.6 | always is my special guest a guest that is special every time? No, it is not colt 45. It is a small sip of whiskey Here is what my special guest sounds like. |
| 1:07.0 | Ah, tastes special. |
| 1:14.0 | And speaking of special, we have two very special grievances for this episode. |
| 1:20.0 | They are solo grievances. |
| 1:22.0 | Two solo grievances. |
| 1:22.6 | Two solo grievances. |
| 1:24.5 | That's right. |
| 1:25.1 | If you've never listened to Star Wars counseling before, |
| 1:27.6 | this is the deal. |
| 1:28.7 | I take grievances, sometimes with guests who are humans |
| 1:31.7 | and not whiskey, sometimes just whiskey, things about Star Wars that people are upset by, and I try to make them feel better by looking at it from lots of different points of view. |
| 1:42.0 | As I said, these are grievances from the film |
| 1:45.0 | film Solo colon a Star Wars story I'm still working through them all there weren't as |
| 1:48.8 | many as there were for previous films but there's still some interesting things to talk about in solo, |
| 1:55.5 | some different little idiosyncratic things that bugged people, so let's get right into it. |
| 2:01.0 | Let's punch it, Chooey. Our first grievance comes from Rhine Drugmuller. I believe I'm saying that correct, but boy, could I ever be wrong. |
| 2:10.2 | R Y N E, first name, Ryan, Drog Mueller, D R O G M U E, L, L, E, L, E, R, if your name is actually Ryan Drog Mueller, that is so damn cool and you should absolutely have a character named after you in Game of Thrones. |
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