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Star Wars Counseling - EP 37 - Hans's Boasts about the Kessel Run and Maul's Lightsaber Show

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Star Wars Podcasts, Star Wars, Tv & Film

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! This episode, host Joseph Scrimshaw tackles two Solo grievances: Did Han earn the right to brag about the Kessel Run as much as he does? And did Maul really need his lightsaber? Did he need to be so fancy with it? The light side is calling! The ForceCenter podcast feed comes from the minds of Ken Napzok (The Napzok Files, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com). Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Play and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/forcecenter Purchase ForceCenter merch on TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/forcecenter

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0:00.0

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0:11.0

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0:16.5

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0:22.3

The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast Feed, the show that believes absolutely every single part of Star Wars is great

0:46.3

from a certain point of view. I am your host my name is Joseph Scrimshaw with me as

0:51.6

always is my special guest a guest that is special every time? No, it is not colt 45. It is a small sip of whiskey Here is what my special guest sounds like.

1:07.0

Ah, tastes special.

1:14.0

And speaking of special, we have two very special grievances for this episode.

1:20.0

They are solo grievances.

1:22.0

Two solo grievances.

1:22.6

Two solo grievances.

1:24.5

That's right.

1:25.1

If you've never listened to Star Wars counseling before,

1:27.6

this is the deal.

1:28.7

I take grievances, sometimes with guests who are humans

1:31.7

and not whiskey, sometimes just whiskey, things about Star Wars that people are upset by, and I try to make them feel better by looking at it from lots of different points of view.

1:42.0

As I said, these are grievances from the film

1:45.0

film Solo colon a Star Wars story I'm still working through them all there weren't as

1:48.8

many as there were for previous films but there's still some interesting things to talk about in solo,

1:55.5

some different little idiosyncratic things that bugged people, so let's get right into it.

2:01.0

Let's punch it, Chooey. Our first grievance comes from Rhine Drugmuller. I believe I'm saying that correct, but boy, could I ever be wrong.

2:10.2

R Y N E, first name, Ryan, Drog Mueller, D R O G M U E, L, L, E, L, E, R, if your name is actually Ryan Drog Mueller, that is so damn cool and you should absolutely have a character named after you in Game of Thrones.

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