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The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast Feed. Hello and welcome to Star Wars counseling on the Four Center Podcast,

The show that believes absolutely every single part of Star Wars is great from a certain point of view. I'm your host, my name is Joseph

Grimshaw with me as always, my special guest that is there every time a small sip of whiskey.

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Tast like Star Wars.

Now on with the show.

If this is the first time you are listing, here's how Star Wars

counseling works. A fan of Star Wars, a fan of Four Center sends in a grievance,

something that bothers them in Star Wars, and then I examine it from lots of different

perspectives, the logical, the personal, the bizarre, and I try to make people feel better about whatever is bothering them in Star Wars.

Normally, I tackle a couple of grievances on any given episode of Star Wars counseling,

but sometimes an issue comes in that is so big, so

monumental, so important to the fabric of Star Wars and also so absurd, fun and dumb that I feel I must devote the entire episode to that grievance.

And this is one of those episodes. Our grievance today was sent in by

Alex Lloyd. Alex is a patron of Four Center on Patreon. Thanks for that Alex.

Alex sent in a lengthy and thoughtful question,

some of which we answered on a recent episode of the Four Center Main Show,

but buried within that.

Was this Star Wars grievance, so I'm paraphrasing just a little bit here is what

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