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Star Wars Counseling Ep 29 - Jar Jar Destroys Democracy and John Williams Passes The Baton

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🗓️ 30 March 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! This episode, host Joseph Scrimshaw tackles two grievances: Why did no one try to stop Jar Jar from giving emergency powers to Palpatine? And how can we cope with John Williams being done making Star Wars music? If you have a Star Wars grievance you'd like addressed, send us a tweet or a Facebook message with #StarWarsCounseling. The ForceCenter podcast feed comes from the minds of Ken Napzok (The Napzok Files, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com). Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Play and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/forcecenter Purchase ForceCenter merch on TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/forcecenter--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forcecenter/message

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0:00.0

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0:11.0

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0:16.5

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0:22.3

The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast, the show that believes

0:41.3

absolutely every part of Star Wars is great.

0:45.0

From a certain point of view, I am your host.

0:47.5

My name is Joseph Scrimshaw.

0:49.3

With me as always is a special guest, an always guest that is still special. That's right you heard me.

0:56.6

It is a small sip of whiskey and here is what the whiskey sounds like.

1:03.0

Mmm, tastes like always special.

1:08.0

Anyway, the point of this podcast is to try to make people feel better about things in Star Wars that bother them as much as we love the big wide galaxy that is Star Wars.

1:19.7

Every once in a while, there's something that sticks in our craw craws and I'm going to try to get your

1:24.0

craws unstuck we've got two fun grievances that have been sent in they are from

1:29.3

different eras of Star Wars so that'll be fun to switch that up a little bit. With no further do, let's get right into the grievances so we can get on to the counseling. Let's open up the dark side so we can head toward the light. Our first grievance comes from a name that I assure you I will murder.

1:47.0

Here is my attempt at saying it correctly.

1:51.0

Ola, I'm pretty sure I got that, Skalvik Elvavold.

1:55.0

Ola Skalvik Elvavold at Ola Elvavold.

1:59.0

And Ola says, in Attack of the Clones, why does no one in the room react when Masamata makes the very

2:07.1

questionable suggestion that Amidala would support creating an army?

2:12.1

And shouldn't Jarjar confer with Padme before proposing

2:15.6

such a radical amendment help me and so on. Oh man I am delighted Ola to try to help you with this one. It's a thing we make a lot of jokes about that

2:27.0

Jarjar is the one who brings up the amendment that Palpatim should be granted emergency powers and basically starts the

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