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Star Wars Counseling Ep 26 - Did Luke Read The Sacred Jedi Texts? and Where Did His Hand Go?

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4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! This episode, host Joseph Scrimshaw tackles two grievances about Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi. Did Luke actually read those sacred Jedi texts? Were they page-turners? And when the Jedi Master became one with the Force, why didn't his metal hand clunk down on the rock?! If you have a Star Wars grievance you'd like addressed, send us a tweet or a Facebook message with #StarWarsCounseling.The ForceCenter podcast feed comes from the minds of Ken Napzok (The Napzok Files, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com). Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Play and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/forcecenter Purchase ForceCenter merch on TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/forcecenter--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forcecenter/message

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast

0:39.3

Feed the show that believes absolutely every little part of Star Wars is great from a certain

0:45.6

point of view. I am your host, my name is Joseph Scrimshaw with me as always is my

0:51.4

co-host a small reasonable sip of whiskey. Yes, the best kind of whiskey that you can find

1:00.2

reasonable. Not in price, but in volume. Anyway, here's what my whiskey sounds like.

1:07.0

Mm, reasonable.

1:12.0

And speaking of reasonable, that's kind of what this podcast is about.

1:15.5

It's about managing our emotions, looking at things from different points of view, using all of those

1:21.8

light side emotions like empathy to go toward the light of trying

1:26.5

to feel better about things in Star Wars that bug us.

1:31.4

For this episode, in the spirit of Star Wars balance, we have two grievances.

1:38.3

One is a very serious one and one is a very funny one that I will give an unnecessarily serious answer to.

1:46.8

It will be fun.

1:47.8

They are both about the great, the master, the Jedi master, Luke Skywalker.

1:53.6

We're going to get right into this.

1:55.4

Our first grievance comes from Briar Rose.

1:58.8

If that is your real name, that is amazing.

2:01.6

If you just made it up for Twitter, that's also amazing.

2:04.0

The Twitter handle is at Briar Razzi,

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