Star Wars Counseling EP 17 - Crazy Lightsabers & Screaming Vader

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🗓️ 6 October 2017

⏱️ 36 minutes

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From the minds of Ken Napzok (Schmoes Know, Collider, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will feed a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! This episode, host Joseph Scrimshaw tackles two elegant grievances: Why are there so many lightsaber variations? What's wrong with the classic single blade? and How can I possibly buy the Star Wars Blu-Ray when Darth Vader screams "NOOOOO" at the end of Return of the Jedi? The light side of the force is calling…let it in. If you have a Star Wars grievance you'd like addressed, send us a tweet or a Facebook message with #SWCounseling. Subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/forcecenterPurchase ForceCenter merchandise on Tee Public: www.teepublic.com/user/forcecenter--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forcecenter/message

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
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0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:20.1	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:23.5	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:27.5	Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.
0:31.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:35.0	Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?
0:39.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:41.0	I got a hair thing.
0:42.0	This Christmas, it could be you.
0:44.0	The National Lottery.
0:46.0	Rules and procedures apply.
0:48.0	Players must be 18 or over.
0:50.0	The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast
1:09.3	Feed, the show that believes absolutely every single little part of Star Wars is great from a certain
1:16.3	point of view. I am your host, my name is Joseph Scrimshaw, with me not as always.
1:22.6	a new guest to the show, someone who has not been on the show before.
1:27.0	Sitting in for my normal guest of a little sip of whiskey is a little sip of beer. Those of you who have listened to the show before of of Beer break down two Star Wars grievances, two things that upset Star Wars fans, something
1:46.4	in this giant epic saga that we all love that still kind of annoy you and maybe block you from enjoying the Star Wars saga to your fullest.
1:57.3	I am going to attempt to make you feel better about those grievances.
2:01.9	As always, two grievances, which is the master, which is the
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