STAR WARS COUNSELING EP 14 - Palpatine's Face & Darth Luke

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🗓️ 18 August 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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From the minds of Ken Napzok (Schmoes Know, Collider, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will feed a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! Host Joseph Scrimshaw tackles two fun grievances: Why didn't Palpatine get plastic surgery after Revenge of the Sith? And what excatly did Palpatine expect to happen if he convinced Luke to turn to the dark side in Return of the Jedi? The light side of the force is calling…let it in. If you have a Star Wars grievance you'd like addressed, send us a tweet or a Facebook message with #SWCounseling. Subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/forcecenterPurchase ForceCenter merchandise on Tee Public: www.teepublic.com/user/forcecenter--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forcecenter/message

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
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0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:20.1	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:23.5	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:27.5	Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.
0:31.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:35.0	Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?
0:39.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:41.0	I got a hair thing.
0:42.0	This Christmas, it could be you.
0:44.0	The National Lottery.
0:46.0	Rules and procedures apply.
0:48.0	Players must be 18 or over.
0:50.0	The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast Feed,
1:10.8	the show that believes absolutely every part of Star Wars is great from a certain point of view. I am your host, my name is Joseph Scrimshaw. The thing that I have a certain point of view on right now is my co-host a tiny little sip of
1:24.9	whiskey it's just a tiny one this episode because I want to stay super
1:29.6	super focused for today's two grievances.
1:33.2	As always on Star Wars counseling,
1:35.4	we tackle two grievances.
1:37.8	You get to decide which is the master
1:40.2	and which is the apprentice. That is a particularly interesting question for this episode because both of our grievances
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