STAR WARS COUNSELING EP 10 - Wampa Diet and Yoda's Defeat

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🗓️ 16 June 2017

⏱️ 30 minutes

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From the minds of Ken Napzok (Schmoes Know, Collider, co-creator of Jedi Alliance) and Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, host of the Obsessed podcast), and Jennifer Landa (actress, host, crafter, contributor to starwars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will feed a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Welcome to Star Wars Counseling! Host Joseph Scrimshaw tries to make you feel better about whatever little corner of that galaxy far, far away that's bothering you. This episode Joseph tackles Wampa's dining choices and why Luke didn't sense that life form RIGHT BEHIND HIM and a big question: Why didn't Yoda keep fighting until he took Sidious down??? The light side of the force is calling…let it in. If you have a Star Wars grievance you'd like addressed, send us a tweet or a Facebook message with #SWCounseling. Subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Twitter @ForceCenterPod. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/forcecenter--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forcecenter/message

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0:50.0	The following is a presentation of the Four Center Podcast Feed, the show that believes absolutely every single part of Star Wars is great.
1:17.0	From a certain point of view, I am your host, my name is Joseph Scrimshaw.
1:21.0	As always, we are recording live to tape.
1:23.6	That means that you will get some delicious ums, maybe some aahs, you will definitely hear me
1:28.2	sip from my whiskey, maybe a little bit like this.
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