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Star Wars: A New Hope Review — The Movie That Changed Everything

Thumb War

Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle

Leisure, Society & Culture, Relationships, Sports, Comedy, Interview

4.9526 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0

Maybe he's never been in there.

0:01.3

Yeah, he's definitely never been in there. Does it seem like he belongs in there to you? How about it just words? Excuse me? Just a fucking kid. Honestly, like, uh, Obi-Wan is like, hey, watch yourself in here. Be careful. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy. You do not want to f*** with these people. The first thing he does is go up behind the guy and grab them. Excuse me, sir, but um

0:24.0

Not even no You do not want to f-with these people. The first thing he does is go up behind the guy and grab him.

0:22.3

Excuse me, sir, but...

0:24.2

Not even, no words.

0:25.3

Would you happen to have any power converters here?

0:33.7

Greetings and salutations and welcome to Thumbore.

0:36.8

I'm Jason.

0:37.5

I'm Rachel. I'm Rachel.

0:38.1

I'm with us because it's that time of the month again.

0:41.9

Eshua Kid, our Jedi, our resident Jedi, because we are talking about Star Wars episode four and you hope.

0:53.9

Hold on. That's not right. right oh a new hope and you and you anyways it's a typo joke guys

1:08.9

oh my god i better pay attention closely to get all these jokes. It is the granddaddy of

1:15.0

the mall, the one that started the mall, written directed by George Lucas starring Mark Hamill.

1:22.1

Carrie Fisher. Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, David Prowse. This is off the top of my dome. I wasn't planning on doing this. Peter Mayhew. We got Kenny Baker. We got Anthony Daniels. We got... Phil Brown is Uncle Owen. Everybody needs to know that. Bill Brown is Uncle Owen. I don't know who played Amperu. I'm sorry. Let me see. Let me see. She didn't. Oh, yep. Shaleigh Frazier. Shaleigh Frasier. Mm-hmm. There you go. Stunning performance from Shalette. Do you say Alec Guinness? Oh, how can I forget that one? Wow. Wow. Shame. Shame. Who's the guy that played Grandmoth Tarkin? Peter Cushing. Peter Cushing, that's it, of course.

2:02.1

You must have said Anthony Daniels.

2:03.8

I did.

2:04.9

Peter Cushing, famously wearing slippers in most of the takes.

2:09.7

I'm sure you want to know what the Chief Jawa's name was because that made my...

2:13.9

Sure.

2:14.7

Jack Purvis.

2:16.5

Ooh, that couldn't have gone well growing up.

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