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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:41.3 | Captain's Log, star date 311.2. We were en route to Star Base 9 for resupply when a black star of high gravitational attraction began to drag us toward it. |
| 0:50.3 | It required all war power in reverse to pull us away from the stop. |
| 0:55.0 | But like snapping a rubber band, the breakaway sent us plunging through space out of control to stop here, wherever we are. |
| 1:05.0 | The United States Air Force picks up a UFO on radar. |
| 1:09.0 | They send a stock footage jet to investigate and we're treated to a view of the USS Enterprise |
| 1:14.6 | wobbling through the clouds like a drunken Goodyear blimp. |
| 1:17.6 | The Enterprise has apparently flown too close to a black hole and in trying to accelerate out of it, they have time warped back into the past. |
| 1:25.6 | Like snapping a rubber band, yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. Scotty tells us that aside from secondary systems, the enterprise is ship shape. And Kirk gets casual reports of minor injuries. Realizing that they're in the atmosphere of Earth, Kirk orders them out, but Sulu struggles to Starship's controls in the heavy air. O'Hura reports no Starfleet communications, but a radio signal |
| 1:44.9 | reports an impending moonshot launch, leading Kirk to realize there's somewhere in the late |
| 1:49.8 | 1960s of Earth. Worse, O'Hura reports ground-to-air communications that imply they're being |
| 1:55.4 | intercepted by military craft. Spock fearmongers that this primitive jet might start shooting |
| 2:00.3 | nukes at the |
| 2:00.8 | Enterprise, so Kirk orders the jet tractored. Unfortunately, said primitive jet doesn't handle |
| 2:06.4 | the tractor beam so well and disintegrates, but not before transporters can lock on to the hapless |
| 2:11.1 | pilot and beam him out. The pilot is Captain John Christopher of the United States Air Force, |
| 2:16.8 | and he's understandably upset by being kidnapped by aliens. |
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