Captain's Log, star date 3025.

Point three.

We are orbiting a non-inhabited planet in the Amacron Delta region.

A planet remarkably like Earth or how we remember

Earth to be. Park-like, beautiful, green, flowers, trees, green lawn, quiet and restful. Almost

too good to be true. Sir, I don't see your name in any of the shore parties.

The crew of the Enterprise desperately needs a break.

All Kirk wants is a back massage from Spock.

Spock tells Kirk that what he really needs is shore leave.

Meanwhile, McCoy and Sulu explore Southern California, I mean the planet.

And there's nothing bothersome, no animals, no clouds,

no people, not even a bug. It's a paradise for people easily annoyed like McCoy. But then

much to his bewilderment, a giant rabbit followed by a little girl darts into the bushes.

McCoy slack-jawed follows them, and so begins the march of public domain characters. Spock explains how

the Vulcan mind cannot contemplate the idea of shore leave. McCoy calls up to the enterprise to

report his rabbit sighting, and Kirk dismisses it as a ploy to get him to take some shore leave.

But Spock uses Kirk's concern for his crew to get him to self-diagnose as exhausted.

So Kirk transports down to the surface where McCoy shows him some big old bunny prints.

In response, Kirk cancels shore leave for the rest of the crew until they figure out what's going on.

Sulu fires off a collectible revolver he found under a rock, immediately decimating its value.

While investigating the bunny, Kirk tells McCoy about his academy nemesis, Finnegan, who materializes

and clocks the captain with a sucker punch. Before the fight can resolve, Barrows heard screaming,

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