Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Kids These Days. After an impossible number of false starts we've finally managed to get a live action Starfleet Academy. Red & Ivan pull on their redshirts and head to an airlock to discuss Paramount+s Star Trek: Starfleey Academy.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	My problem with this and with a lot of the Alex Kurtman Star Trek is that it's fun instead of what Star Trek should be, which is boring.
0:07.8	Dun dun da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dha.
0:11.8	Map, moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing.
0:19.9	Oh, no!
0:21.4	Over the sea!
0:24.5	Horses over the sea.
0:27.0	Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones.
0:30.0	Sean Bean dies.
0:31.1	I'm Red Scott.
0:31.9	And I'm Ivan Hernandez.
0:33.3	And this is Boers Goring Swords.
0:35.1	The third best place to send your children for a genre education.
0:39.7	That's right.
0:40.4	Welcome to Podcast Academy.
0:43.3	We're going to teach you how to speak directly into the podcast, and we are going to talk over each other the entire time.
0:52.3	We are going to be the first cross-talk university.
0:55.1	This is Starfleet Academy.
0:56.6	If you're unaware, this is a new Star Trek show on Paramount Plus.
1:00.5	A CBS Studios production brought to you by Barry Weiss.
1:03.7	Brought to you by the most evil corporation to be producing Star Trek in the history of Star Trek.
1:11.3	Series 1, episode 1, kids these days.
1:14.0	We have a new Star Trek premiering at the worst possible time in Paramount history, thanks to
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