Star Trek: Beyond (2016)

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4.5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2016

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Jim's on vacation, so filling in his spot is Cecily, A.Ron's co-host on the American Horror Story Podcast, True Blood Authority, Penny Earful, and life. A.Ron approaches the film from the perspective of a life long Trek fan, Cecily approaches it more from the casual fan perspective, but both are in agreement that this installment of Trek can best be described as "mediocre". The parts of it that work, really do work, as the effects are top notch and the cast continues to nail their homages to classic Trek characters. It's just that every single other aspect of the film is either generic or poorly executed. Enjoy our spoiler free review, but if you want to hear the full podcast, you'll have to be a Club Bald Move Member. See you next week for Jason Bourne! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the The Hello everybody welcome to another first run of bald movies this week we're talking
0:36.7	about the latest Star Trek and the reboot series the Justin Lynn
0:41.3	uh... to trek to trekious it's actually star trek Justin Lynn, to Trek To Trekius.
0:44.4	It's actually Star Trek Beyond.
0:46.0	And also, we screwed up.
0:48.2	Jim left town on vacation.
0:50.3	I'm Jim. Jim's on vacation vacation he's in Colorado and could not join us tonight so my
0:56.6	girlfriend is gracious enough I have a name you know Cessily who is gracious
1:02.4	I'm a reality television star. She's not all that gracious, but she begrudgingly helped out and stepped in and started doing and came with me to watch the movie and to talk about it.
1:14.0	As is our want, we're going to give our spoiler free take up front,
1:17.5	talk about some trailers, and then get into the spoiler section
1:20.2	where we can talk about the nitty gritty.
1:21.6	But first, just to put some context what is your kind of history of Star Trek
1:26.2	Slee I have one to the checkered history? Um, I watched my brother.
1:35.0	I was always into whatever my brother was into.
1:37.0	So the Star Trek, the next generation?
1:40.0	Yeah.
1:41.0	Yeah.
1:42.0	With Patrick Stewart? Yeah.
1:43.0	Yeah. Okay. And his name was, what was this, the name of the captain?
1:47.6	You know what? I resent the implication.
1:50.6	His name is Captain Patrick Stewart.
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