Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Greg Proops.

Hooray, Hooray!

Once again, the smartest one of the world's two best gifts to the ether, a special holiday edition from the most festive city on the island off the coast of Europe.

Foggy cold lending.

Once more, we meet to join hands and join hearts. There's young people here. There's people of every stripe.

When I say young people, I'm including myself and not and once again we're here to find a solace in each other's company.

And in this giant ship pile of a world that's hopping this year, we're going to try to pull it out with some comedy right toward the end here and hope that it works. That's how you're up.

Let's get right to the swag.

Because it's the season of giving and you've already given me quite enough just by coming here tonight, I received some many gifts from the crowd as I often do here at the Sto,

theater located underneath London.

In the gracious Sejo district where there's a pen-a-play of things that you can go to the ATM next door.

You can go to Kovalas down the street at the Dean Street Tower House or any number of curry shops and then further in you go, there's strip joints and things like that.

And it's really good fun for the kids.

This is from Corey and he writes Greg, have a great show, Kiss Hog Best Wishes Corey. It costs 99p.

The price is written right on the inside there.

It's called the Langwood goat is always thin, the world's strangest proverbs. Coincidentally, this is the name of my next album.

And we didn't plan it nor have we not arranged anything. And yet strangely, he knew the name of my next album.

Langwood goats are my favorite kind of goats. Abstract-risk goats. I have nothing to do with them.

Up and down the rocks online, shut it. I'm trying to get some fucking sleeper out here.

Go tell it to someone who fucking cares. See that goat over there posing next to a tree in a sultry manner? That's the goat I'm down with.

Because they're always thin and I don't know why. Possibly because they don't eat that much. They just lay there a lot.

Oh, you marked one, have you? Or is this just something you stuck in there? I'll read that one anyway.

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