Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table
The Wittering Whitehalls
Global
4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Mr Whitehall is not at his physical best this week, following a mild back injury... That doesn't stop him from exercising his theatrical skills, though. It's worth a look, so why not try the full video episodes on YouTube & Global Player? Plus... Seeking sofa perfection and a chap from the Channel Islands who doesn't hold with reversing into a parking space.
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| 0:00.0 | You have 30 seconds to diffuse a bomb, but it isn't any bomb. |
| 0:05.0 | It's a chemical weapon filled with poisonous gas planted by a serial killer. |
| 0:11.0 | You need quiet. But your ears never stop ringing. |
| 0:15.0 | You haven't slept properly in months. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, God. You're on the edge. |
| 0:19.0 | And you've only got three seconds left. |
| 0:23.9 | Trigger point returns October 26 on ITV1 and ITVX. |
| 0:29.1 | Hold your breath. |
| 0:30.1 | Between school runs, after school clubs and endless errands, the dinner time juggle is real. |
| 0:35.5 | But thanks to Deliveroo, you can tick one thing off the list with Family Dinneroo. |
| 0:40.5 | Enjoy a range of family-sized meals for £25 or less from favourites like DeShoom, |
| 0:45.7 | banana tree and more. |
| 0:47.5 | Available Monday to Thursday, 4.30 to 6.30pm. |
| 0:51.8 | Order now. |
| 0:53.1 | Selected restaurants subject to availability, geographical restrictions and terms of prior prices exclude fees, see delivery.com.uk for details. |
| 1:02.1 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. DELS, welcome back to wittering Whitehall's from Whitehall Towers. |
| 1:19.9 | O.M.G. Are we in a bit of a pickle this morning? |
| 1:23.8 | We have had to invoke the well-worn phrase, necessity is the mother of invention. |
| 1:32.9 | Oh, there's a life lesson or two in there, but I've already kicked off with it. So let's |
| 1:38.0 | carry on with that thought because Mr. Whitehall has got a bad back. |
| 1:44.8 | Have you not, Mr. Whitehall? |
| 1:46.6 | Have I not? |
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