Welcome to Stand Up On The Spot. I am your host, Jeremiah Watkins. Thank you guys for

being here tonight. By Rhino Puzz who has never seen this show before. All right then I

need I got some explaining to do. We the comedians are coming up here with no

prepared material. We're gonna ask you guys the audience for suggestions. You're

gonna yell stuff out and then we have to create stand-up on the spot. So you guys

are the co-stars of this show and sometimes the comedians pull it off like a

beautiful magic trick and you're like wow, that's so good. I never saw that

coming and then you see a train wreck right in front of you the other times. So

it's gonna be a lot of fun and I have some of my favorite comics here in Texas

that we're willing to come out and do the show with me. So without further ado,

what do you say we kick this thing off and have some fun, huh? All right here we go.

I'm gonna give my first suggestion. Somebody have one. STDs. That girl's definitely

got one. Next suggestion. If that's locked in your brain, raise STDs. Where do I go?

They're gonna take care of. Is there a pharmacy that's open this light at night in

Houston? I'm not so sure. What else we got? What's that? Pickles.

Whoa, this woman goes. Pickles are gross. Easy. I freaking love pickles. Pickles.

Pickles are a little bit of the trans vegetables of the vegetable community.

Maybe think about it. They started off a cucumber. And then they're like,

mmm, I'm gonna do me. I'm gonna permeate a little bit more in this juice. And then

I'm gonna come out that lid. Hey, hey. So there you go. I love a good pickle. Right?

We all love a good pickle. If we know that it's a pickle upfront, like when we

meet the pickle, but it's weird because all the pickles used to be cucumbers

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