Stand-Up Comedy On Late Night
Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast
NBC
4.3 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel help out with some Jokes Seth Can't Tell.
Then, some stand-up comedy sets from comics who have appeared on Late Night: Josh Gondelman, Zainab Johnson, Julio Torres, Naomi Ekperigin and Nimesh Patel.
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| 0:00.0 | From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, please enjoy this podcast edition of Late Night |
| 0:09.6 | with Seth Meyers. |
| 0:10.6 | Today is National Joke Day, and to celebrate, today's podcast is devoted to a few of the |
| 0:15.1 | hilarious stand-up comedians that have been featured on Late Night. |
| 0:18.4 | But first, here are some jokes Seth can't tell. |
| 0:21.4 | You know, here in the late night, every night, I deliver a monologue, comprised of jokes |
| 0:30.4 | written by a diverse team of writers. |
| 0:32.0 | As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight white |
| 0:36.3 | male, would be difficult for me to deliver. |
| 0:39.1 | But we don't think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we'd like to share them |
| 0:42.2 | with you in a segment called Joke Seth Can't Tell. |
| 0:44.7 | These are two of our writers, Amber and Jenny. |
| 0:51.1 | I'm Black, and I'm Jay, and we're both women. |
| 0:54.4 | And I'm not. |
| 0:55.4 | So, here's how this works. |
| 0:57.2 | I'll read the setups for these jokes, and Amber and Jenny will read the punchlines. |
| 1:01.6 | Here we go. |
| 1:02.6 | In honor of LGBT Pride Month Bud Light, we'll be selling rainbow colored bottles. |
| 1:08.1 | Wow, thanks! |
| 1:09.4 | Said mostly the Ls. |
| 1:11.2 | A street in Los Angeles was recently renamed Barack Obama Boulevard. |
| 1:18.2 | So I bet I know where you can get a good deal on a house. |
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