Stand By Me
Doug Loves Minis
Doug Benson
4.9 • 663 Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2017
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, short rounds of bets and burners. My name is Doug, and I love minis. |
| 0:05.1 | This is Doug loves minis. |
| 0:07.4 | The show that doesn't mind how cold it is right now in Raleigh, North Carolina, because the people are so warm. |
| 0:16.4 | Coming to you from a hotel room in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Friday, February 17th, 2017. |
| 0:24.6 | Last night, I attempted to record a round of Last Man Stanton that we played at Good Night's Comedy Club in Raleigh at the end of my stand-up show. |
| 0:41.8 | The show had a set from Todd Glass, who's headlining there all weekend, and Brian Mallow, a very |
| 0:48.9 | funny local comic, and then Brian and I played Last Man Stanton with about, seems like maybe 15 audience |
| 0:58.7 | members brought name tags, and we all crowded on the stage, and we played with, the name |
| 1:05.9 | was Seth Rogen, and we did pretty good. |
| 1:11.8 | Like, we forgot to mention any of the Kung Fu Panda movies, and then a guy in the audience |
| 1:17.1 | yelled out, observe, and report, and so I yelled at him. |
| 1:22.6 | But then, before the game was over, Todd Glass thought it would be funny to text and call me, |
| 1:29.0 | and the texts were very funny, |
| 1:30.8 | but then I guess he accidentally called me for a second, |
| 1:34.2 | but as soon as his call came in on my phone, |
| 1:37.0 | my dumb iPhone, the voice recording thing just shut off. |
| 1:42.2 | So you didn't get the exciting conclusion. |
| 1:45.9 | Plus, it was a pretty awful recording anyway. |
| 1:48.7 | So I'll just say that it was a tie between Life of Brian and T.J. |
| 1:55.3 | And Silent Bob Strikes Back. |
| 1:57.5 | Those were their name tags. |
| 1:59.8 | And Brian was super cool because he was more the winner than |
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