Stalking the United States budget - #2893
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Stalkers are weird. They're also weirdly common. It seems like every other person has a story of an ex stalking them to some degree. Why do they do it? Perhaps the same reason people think being so famous you can't leave your house is a good idea: some people are just wired different.
On the show:
- Tom
- Andy
- Kristyn Burtt
Topics covered:
- Stalkers
- Dancing with the Stars 20th anniversary
- Tom Bergeron
- Government shutdown
- Trump's $2000 dividend
- Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard Show with Andy Bram Bernard and Kristen Bert. |
| 0:11.7 | Alex, Alex is not here. |
| 0:14.2 | She's here tomorrow. |
| 0:15.4 | Or no, Friday. |
| 0:17.3 | She's on on Friday. |
| 0:19.2 | Catherine is not here because she had to take Judy to the vet. Judy is 13 years old now. And, you know. It is what it is. We were just talking about that whole deal. Sure, we're. It is what it is. Andy. It is what it is. The empathy. I mean, he's been, like, just constantly sick for his entire life. |
| 0:37.7 | It's hard to take it seriously at this point. Aw, it's a baby. Yeah, very sweet. We have lots of thoughts and good wishes to send it. Yeah, Andy. We do. What do you think of that? Okay, first of all, I need to say, Kristen Bird Entertainment, is brought to by North American Banking Company. Go to NABanko.com to learn more. |
| 0:55.4 | Member FDIC, Equal Housing Lender. |
| 0:57.5 | This is for both of you and all of our listeners as well. |
| 1:02.4 | When are they going to redial AI so they don't say things like the following? |
| 1:10.4 | Uh-oh. |
| 1:11.7 | They're showing scenes from I Love Lucy. |
| 1:15.1 | And, of course, all of the narration now is AI, right? |
| 1:18.1 | I mean, pretty much all of it. |
| 1:20.3 | So Catherine and I are watching this. |
| 1:24.7 | And the narrator, again, I'm sure it's AI, it has to be, the narrator says, |
| 1:32.1 | the Lucille Ball Show was quite a hit with her husband, Desai Arnese. |
| 1:37.8 | Oh, no. |
| 1:39.1 | Desi Arnese. |
| 1:40.6 | Yeah, that's his name. |
| 1:42.1 | Desi Arnaz, Desi Arnese, you know. |
| 1:45.1 | I don't know. It's like, couldn't you listen to what you produce to make sure that's, |
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