Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of Night,

or have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unbeared, or a demon,

or a ghoul, whatever thou be, until thou art remotely.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink. Thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arom.

Into our house enter thou not, through all things breakthrough.

Thou not, we are protected that we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome creeps and peepers to scared to death. I'm Dan.

Hi Dan, I'm Lindsay. Do you know me? I know you.

I know you. What's up?

You've all come to the right place for chills. If that's what you were seeking,

the right place for true horror. Possibly true horror.

Possibly true horror.

You don't know if it's true. Well, it's classified as true horror.

But you're right. We don't know if that's true.

But people claim this up to you outside of the occasional urban legend,

which I rationalize as being possibly based in something of truth.

Yeah. And I just like to tell them there's some of my favorites.

Thanks again for the continued reviews and ratings online.

The best way to a spread STD. This is the best STD spread.

Actually, I got an email recently that they're no longer called STDs.

And I forget. Oh STI.

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