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Hello, I'm Spencer Matthews as you're obviously all aware and this is my wife Vogue and welcome to the Spencer and Vogue pod wherever you get your podcasts.

Yeah, there's a few spots you can get your parties out. I can't I'm not over the industry. We haven't done an advert in ages. You have an advert. I did one last week.

Did you? You're the one who won't we there's certain things Benny won't do for the pod like bring any topics for the pod so every week on top of all my other jobs that I have and

on being the one of my of the Taisa see the chief managing officer of the whole entire house. I then have to have phone calls about our pod topics.

Yeah, this is more of a you job and then I have to listen through the pod and I have to remove the highly offensive stuff that Spencer says and I leave some of the offensive stuff in but some is just too bad.

Well, no, people used to love a bit of controversy nowadays. You can't really say much. Just so you know, yeah, this whole podcast thing and TV and media is a lot more you, you know, I also as you're aware work but on other stuff.

So to be fair, this is the first time that I've looked forward to this podcast. Yeah, he said that this morning we're on episode. I think this is 26 is a demo.

Yeah, app, app 26 and it's the first time Spencer's ever said I'm looking forward to the last night I saw this in the diary because still for whatever reason it surprises me.

I do it whenever is in there. Yeah, 9 a.m. pod and I think, Oh, what pods that? Oh God, yeah, my own pod with with my wife and I thought to myself, I'm really looking forward to that for the first time. Usually I'm a bit like.

Sonia now. How do you feel about you and I branching out my friends, Joanne McNally, he's a very, very funny girl.

Joanne and I are doing a part I'm cheating on span he cheats on me with Jamie. I'm going to cheat on him with you on. Yeah, no, I don't care. You know, good luck to both.

Peak and pit of the weeks. Right, my pit, obviously, and I think it's yours too. We have had a sickness overcome our household this week. Honestly, it happened on Mother's End. I was really sick Mother's Day two years ago as well.

And poor Gigi though, like, and you feel so sick yourself, but then having to look after kids, the Adora actually, I think is the culprit. I reckon he brought it up from nursery. Yeah, yeah.

And it's just Gigi. I like it's her first time being sick and she was in bed with us three or four nights waking up constantly every time I took my hand off her tummy, she'd wake up. And then I had to get my pregnancy pillow.

And I have a lying like beside me and just I have to lean my arm on that. So it hasn't been amazing, but today we're feeling better and Gigi's better starting to drink a milk again. Yeah, it's pretty good. Very nice. I mean, yeah, it would be great if one week we could do peak and pits.

It's kind of without just saying how our kids slept last night, you know, it does put us into like an exceptionally boring category. Yeah, but that was the pit of the week, but then I was thinking right when you have kids, so Alexander, the Adora kit, I'm sorry, I'm snotting on the partner.

I did work came in the other night from his bath and he had a huge snot across his face. It's been he'd obviously missed like a long snot. I mean, I missed it. It obviously appeared post bar stretching across his cheek. And usually like years ago, that would have absolutely revolted me, but like I just picked it off my hand.

I think that when you have the two of you are so weak, I know I think when you have kids like certain things just don't like crochet anymore. I like I've been puked on I've been put on I put on a brand new pair of pink jeans that I bought right and they were not cheap jeans.

And I put them on the theater on to do we after snap so I was like, grand, we'll do we took his nap, the after the whereas during his nap. And I popped him on the toilet and he did a big Rudy and I thought nothing of it picked him off the toilet.

And I was like, oh my god, is that me? I mean, it happens, you know, and what had happened was the Rudy was slightly more than a Rudy and I didn't know about it. I mean, Salomon my legs and it was all over brand new jeans. Honestly, I only had them on for about 15 minutes.

But that's nothing in comparison with the stuff that you did regularly growing up eating other people's chewing gum. I was smoking other people's cigarette.

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