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Yeah.

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You can do me what you want to do.

Oh, hey, we want some birthday cake.

Hey, we want some red balloons.

Hey, we want shenanigans. Hey, we want a can of squirt. I like bowling.

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I was just, by the way, I was just looking up and for some reason St. Patrick's Day has kind of creeped up on us.

And, you know, they got the big parade in town and everything. And I, I always thought that that was the one day of the year that you should allow, like, open cup drinking on the street. Like, that's because everyone does it anyway.

I was going to say it is. It's everyone's doing it anyway. And all it does is occupy the cops, you know, and make them have to arrest people that don't really need to be arrested. Listen, there's going to be arrests that have to be made. And there's going to be people who are, you know, obviously maniacs. But just like sitting on your front porch, you know, on the step of your brownstone and drinking. And that should be one day where it's allowed and that is St. Patrick's Day

or at least the day of the St. Patrick's Day parade in the city of Boston.

When's the parade this year?

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