St. Patrick Is A Liar And A Murderer

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Fifth-century Romano-British slave turned bishop, Maewyn Succat, was on a mission to convert the entire island of Ireland to Catholicism by any means necessary. From dueling pagan magicians with fire to raising dozens of dead back to life, St. Patrick took no prisoners in his conquest for God.SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio, video, and written content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:07.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:09.0	I'm your host for the week, Dan. J. Goldman.
0:15.0	Poo-poo, you, do-poo.
0:16.7	Don't take mine.
0:18.0	I was doing the guns.
0:19.4	Yeah, yeah.
0:20.7	At least you different guns, yeah.
0:22.3	And I was actually, you did it better than me because I was only doing it for the. At least you're different God, yeah. Yeah.
0:23.0	And I was actually, you did it better than me,
0:24.0	because I was only doing it for the YouTube boys.
0:26.0	Real men use compound bows.
0:28.0	Yeah, there were some people I was with this weekend using those.
0:31.0	Yeah, you went hunting.
0:32.0	I did. How was, you went hunting. I did.
0:33.0	How was that?
0:34.0	I learned something.
0:36.0	As I was writing on a top part of a fucking Ford pickup, you know, they had like a...
0:42.0	I was hoping you were on a 50-Cal and a Humvee no there is a on the turret I will show you later
0:47.2	There is a silverado they turned into a fucking machine that's it looks like a pontoon boat on wheels that just takes you around I didn't ride on that I was writing on the top of a Ford pickup with like a seat mounted to the top of it
0:59.4	You guys just mowing down zebras on a ranch? Not zebras.
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