Welcome to the Heavenly Hardest Auditors.

Now welcome to host, Jenny Pony and his lovely wife, Tracy.

I hear she's a lovely war. He he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Jinglebells, jinglebells, jinglebells, jinglebells, I just can't wait till Christmas time when I can't roll you in the head.

All right, everybody, welcome to episode 20 of Hillbilly Horror Stories.

My name is Jerry, and I am joined by my wife Tracy.

Hey, guys, Merry Christmas.

Yep, we want to start off of saying Merry Christmas to you guys, and thank you so much for the early Christmas present. We asked you guys to give us some reviews on iTunes, and we've gotten nine reviews so far, which is pretty strong. For a short of show is what we've been as far as length. And out of the nine, eight of them are five-star reviews, and there's one, four-star reviews, nothing negative in there.

So we're very happy that you guys came out to help us.

That's right.

We really appreciate it because we value your guys' opinions a whole lot. So keep them coming. I also would like to throw out a little thank you to history goes bump because not only did they mention us on the show but they actually took the time

to give us one of those five-star reviews and was very honest in their very long review and we appreciate

that yes we do thank you so much these guys have been great and in the future they're going to

actually have us on their show which they rarely have guests like that on the show but they've

asked us to come on their show on February and maybe talk about one of the local haunts around here, so when that time comes, we will let you guys know so you can give us a listen. Want to say, once again, thank you for everything you've done for us this year as we close out this year. This would be the last show of the year that we do because the next show will be

on new year's day and you know basically we're getting to do something that we love doing we're having

fun and you guys are giving us constant feedback which makes it even more fun and just makes us want to

give you the best shows possible and i can promise you that as good as you think it's been so far it's

going to get better in 2017 because we've got a lot of good stuff planned yeah we're excited to

get to that and hopefully have some really good fun and interesting information for you guys

i do want to say something i think it's funny because next week we mentioned uh new year's day

actually on new year's day i'm going to be marrying my cousin which may surprise some of you uh you want to talk to me about something or babe i'm sure some of you're thinking well you live in kentucky it's not really that big of a surprise to marry your cousins but that's not what i'm talking about i'm actually going to be performing the ceremony it may surprise some of you to know that i'm actually an ordained minister and can perform weddings so that's not what I'm talking about. I'm actually going to be performing the ceremony. It may surprise some of you to know that I'm actually an ordained minister and can perform weddings. So that's the kind of

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