I mean, parts of it, without a shadow of a doubt, are erotic.

I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

But Jane, Jane, the constipated dog.

God, I'd forgotten about that.

Well, I hadn't.

Calling Brighton. Come in, Bright. Home. Hello London. Hello London. Here she is. Here she is. Jamal Jane Mulcairons joins us. For one final time, Fiona back from, I think it was Portugal, but we'll find out, back tomorrow. Right, Jane, how's Brighton looking?

Do you know, it's a little bit overcast today, but still warm, Jane. I went for an elderly jog

this morning by the sea, and it was a bit muggy, I have to say, but very pleasant, not too windy.

The sheets are outside drying, as is my Monday morning faf, which you now are acquainted with.

They won't be drying very fast, but they will get done.

You do your sheets once a week?

Yeah.

That's very good.

No, very good.

Okay.

I thought you were going to pull me up on my slovenliness then.

How often should I do them?

Can I say, I'm pleasantly surprised.

Congratulations to you.

God, I'm being horrible.

Actually, I'm very grateful to you, at least I think I am.

I've now finished Miranda July's all fours.

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