On the cusp of a grain of truth...
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Fi returns from her holiday of doom and reunites with Jane, or should we say Mystic Garv.
They discuss previously predicted big cat sightings which are cropping up across the country. But why are they never seen in December?
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Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury
Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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| 0:00.0 | I think they're some of the most frightening things that you ever see. |
| 0:03.9 | Can you eat jellyfish? |
| 0:05.2 | No. |
| 0:06.6 | I didn't be any clearer. |
| 0:18.0 | She's back, everybody. |
| 0:19.5 | Can I just say for you, first of all. |
| 0:38.6 | Love you to see you. But I just want to read out one email, which illustrates the standard slipped in your absence, okay? This is from Jane. Just a quick note to say how much I enjoy your podcast, but, okay, ready? Good start. In the last couple of weeks, I've noticed a deterioration in the language used, which is unpleasant and unnecessary. |
| 0:40.3 | At the 18th of August was when it reached a new low. |
| 0:44.3 | In the first 10 minutes, I heard shit, masturbate, orifice, erotic, crap and tampon. |
| 0:51.3 | You should have warned me. |
| 0:53.3 | I just took a very big slug of coffee and that nearly came out of my nose. |
| 0:57.5 | Hang on a sec. |
| 0:58.2 | Hang on a sec. |
| 0:58.9 | Let me just imagine the topic that allowed all of those things to be said. |
| 1:04.3 | Were you talking about an average day in East West Kensington? |
| 1:10.8 | No. Let me just briefly... |
| 1:13.6 | Were you talking about Five Live? |
| 1:17.4 | Nor what really goes on behind the scenes at Women's Hour. No, none of those things. |
| 1:21.9 | Jane says, I was relieved you didn't elaborate on the constipated dog story. |
| 1:26.3 | Okay. Does that give you a further clue? |
| 1:28.0 | Because it might if you've read the book in question. |
| 1:30.3 | Okay. |
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