So you're our ballistics guy. Are all bulletproof vests made of 50-page speeches?

No, no.

Hey there. Welcome to the Musers, the podcast, another episode. This is episode 41. I'm Gordon Keith.

George Dunl. I'm Craig Miller.

That's right.

Three guys have been doing a job together for a long time, and we're doing this job.

We're going to do it right.

Done it.

The right way.

We're very excited because we now have merchandise.

We've had so many of our podcast listeners ask about merchandise, and we now have it.

You can go to the Musers.com.

That's on your internet web computer box that you have.

You can go there and you can get t-shirts.

There's mugs, tumblers.

There's also pennants.

And we are the only podcast that supports penance.

Yes.

And as far as we know, we're the only podcast that you can actually get a penant of that podcast with the podcast logo on it. It's a great thing to hang up in your room. It's wonderful. The Musers.com. You know, I was out in about this weekend, and everybody that I saw out in public was wearing some kind of Musers merch. I know. I know. A t-shirt, a sweatshirt. Everybody. It's huge. It's huge. We're almost sold out, but there's still a few more left. If you act now. If you act now, there is a tremendous sense of urgency that I'm trying to impart to you. Oh, yeah. So go and pick up some Muser's merch. And the first person who bought merch on our website, do you know that, I don't know if you guys know the stat. I don't think so. I'll give you a hint. In his previous job, he was known as number eight. Hmm. No way. Yeah, yeah. Troy Aikman, last week's guest. There's truly, no way. Troy went to the website and got Muser merch. Maybe he had an assistant do it. I don't know. Perhaps he had an assistant do it. Okay, before we get into this very special edition of the Musers, the podcast, we do want to look into our Musers Mailbag.

Hit the theme song.

We don't have a theme song.

Let's get one.

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