Squeaky Arse-nal Time, Carrick In Dreamland & Villa in The Title Race
The Rest Is Football
Goalhanger
4.4 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 1:09.3 | They've been absolutely incredible. They are brave goals. They goals. Talking about someone who scored. T.T. Tieti's just rang me for a debrief. Tieri-A-Henri. Tierra-Herri. Tierra-Omerie. We're talking Arsenal. What does he know about Arsenal? Arson. I mean... |
| 1:28.3 | Squeaky bum. |
| 1:29.3 | Squeaky arse at no time. |
| 1:31.3 | Would you give him a job, Al? |
| 1:34.3 | That's the question. |
| 1:37.3 | Newcastle didn't have the quality in the final third to upset them and that... |
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