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Well, we're talking and clock out.

As if you'd have it any other way. Before we do that, we're going to ask to answer this.

How would you help Ronald Cooman and Martin and Neil make up after their fallout over

James McCarthy's fitness? We saw this gym, didn't we, in the press?

We did. I think maybe you are our official Ronald Cooman correspondent, so perhaps you'd

give some background if anyone missed it.

Basically, it wasn't Ronald Cooman's fault. That's right. He's Twitter feeds brilliant.

Well, a lot of things are always fault because Martin and Neil refer to him as the master

tactician of deception, was it?

Something like that. And then passing or something along the lines.

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