Hey folks, this is Kevin, just a few words before we start.

Let's talk for a moment about the things that you could be doing in the time it takes you to go to the post office.

You could be crawling around on all fours, sniffing around your apartment to see where your cat Bowie might have urinated because he might have a urinary tract infection.

You could be testing out the new hot wax candles you got from the sex shop to see, you know, are these things gonna leave second-degree burns on my nipples or what?

You could be reaching out to everyone you know to see who out there might actually have access to hallucinogens, and that's just if you're me this morning.

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Now here's the show.

Hello kids, this is RISK, the show where people tell true stories.

They never thought they'd dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allison, and this is the bomb, not the, just bomb, just bomb bay royale.

Behind me now, and we're calling today's episode.

Remember that?

It's a Sarajas parker sitcom 1982 square pegs.

Not very good.

Not very good, but this episode of RISK is a master work.

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