SQUAD | The Perfect NBA Player

No Dunks

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Comedy, Basketball, Sports

4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On today's ep. of SQUAD, the guys draft the perfect NBA player from categories including body/athleticism, shooting, playmaking/handles, defense, and personality. Who created the best player? Who would you have drafted? Share your selections! -- 👕 Buy No Dunks merch at BreakingT: https://www.nodunks.com 📈 Subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoDunksInc 🗞️ Subscribe to The Athletic: http://www.theathletic.com/nodunks 🤔 New Is [This] Good? podcast with Cam Stewart: https://www.youtube.com/@isthisgood ⚾️ No Bunts with Tas and Joel talkin' baseball: https://bit.ly/3JTPk2E -- #NBA #NBADraft #MichaelJordan - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 📌 Subscribe, like, comment! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Today's episode of brought to you by: • MUD\WTR: Go to http://mudwtr.com/nodunks to support the show and use code NODUNKS for 15% off • Athletic Greens: Get a free 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase at http://athleticgreens.com/nodunks

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0:00.0	Welcome to the No Dunst podcast series, Squad, the show where we draft teams, like we're the general manager.
0:27.0	The only catch that very specific draft pool that we're working with.
0:30.8	I'm Jay East Geets here in the classic factory war room, along with my rival GMs.
0:36.3	We've got Tass.
0:37.4	We've got Trey. We got the man making the magic
0:39.9	happen, JD. And our fifth GM today coming to us live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He's our
0:45.8	social media maestro. It's Jerome Chang. What's up, Jerome? Hello, hello. Very excited to do this.
0:52.7	This has been the bulk of my long weekend, just really doing a lot of scouting, a lot of breaking down, Googling. And then honestly, when I came down to it, I think I just had to go with my heart. That's right. That's what you should always do on squad. Always go with your heart more than your mind. So did you go to the carabana parade and ask people who you should draft in today's squad? That's exactly what it was. Yeah, a lot of people were like winding out on Lake Shore and I was just like, hey, if you can build a perfect player, screaming over all the floats and music, did not get a lot of good responses. They really, you know. Didn't help you out there. That's all right. Not at all. I think Randy Dick got some votes for personality. That's true. Danny Dick was having a time at Carabana. He was wearing the Toronto FC Energy Kid. He was like all the way in. I saw that. Well, today's squad, it is, it's well overdue. It's something we've had in the old Slack
1:45.6	channel for a while. We are drafting the perfect NBA player because we've done a lot of silly
1:51.7	things on squad. Hell, our last one was a Fred Katz draft, which was a blast. But we're
1:59.2	getting back to basics here with a little NBA basketball angle to this squad.
2:03.7	The perfect NBA player.
2:05.9	Let me explain that.
2:07.2	Five categories, as we always do on squad.
2:09.6	In the first round, we're going to be drafting body slash athleticism.
2:15.0	We have jammed those two together.
2:17.2	Okay?
2:17.6	So whatever particular body of an NBA player you are drafting,
2:22.1	you also get the athleticism within said body.
2:26.4	Injuries are off, right?
2:27.8	Well, I was going to ask you, what are we doing with injuries?
2:30.5	That's a fair question.
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