This is Paul Hawkesby and Andy Jacobs.

And welcome once again to the H&J Daily, some of the best bits of this afternoon's show.

Andy alongside me is desperate to celebrate the birthday of our producer.

He's never shown any interest in anybody else's birthday on the production, but it's our producer's birthday.

And in wishing him a happy birthday, you seem incredibly moved by the whole thing.

Comes around once a year, you know.

He's only about 15.

He'll have another one next year.

I was quite impressed.

Not his last one.

We didn't mention it today on the show, so we weren't able to publicly thank him.

Okay, right.

And greet him.

What is this?

The Oscars.

Anyway, let's move on because this afternoon, we had a bit of a chat, and he's been taking us through the day of someone, haven't you? Tim Gray. He's a piece of work. But we did talk about football, and we had an eventful conversation with our own Ray Houghton in three, it was like a triptych, the three stages of Ray Houghton. And you'll understand why as you hear this.

And also, don't forget that we...

That'll teach me to do an intro.

But anyway, carry on.

And also, as you hear this, and also, go on, carry on.

Well, viral.

One of my trends has gone viral.

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