Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and those who don't identify as either, you are listening to Ratchet and Respectable.

This episode is part two of two. The original episode, Part 1, was about many things, including the mayor of New Orleans, who was recently indicted.

The episode was way too long, so I had to

break it into two. If you have not listened to the previous episode, you'll still get this

episode, but the previous episode has way more context about New Orleans, about Katrina, which is

where Mayor Cantrell, the now indicted mayor, came to prominence as a public figure. I highly recommend you listen to that episode.

I don't usually think I'm funny.

I laughed when I was editing the episode because I was like,

are you really going to publish this?

Because some of this is just dumb.

Some of your commentary is just ignorant.

I was completely sober, too.

So, without further ado,

the 45-page grand jury indictment of Latoya Cantrell and her side-nigger.

They're both defendants in the indictment.

Let's get into the grand jury indictment.

So I'm looking at this document.

It's 45 pages.

It's filed in the U.S. District Court of the Eastern District of Louisiana.

There are multiple charges. I'm reading the top of page one. It says this is a superseding indictment for conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, false statements, and false declarations before a grand jury. Oh dear. And it's the United States of America versus Jeffrey Paul Vapy the second.

You got somebody else named Todd up in this shit, sir. Oh dear. And then LaToya Cantrell,

aka the mayor of New Orleans.

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