Springfield Of Dreams, The Podcast
Mickstape
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2017
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
"Homer At The Bat" aired 25 whole years ago. "Springfield Of Dreams" aired a whole two (2) days ago. "Springfield Of Dreams: The Podcast" is airing right now, the second you press play on your mobile device. "But Coley, I listen to podcasts on my laptop. Why do you have to assume I'm streaming this on my iPhone or Adroid?" Well, loyal listener. Perhaps you're the type of person who doesn't listen to podcasts in the traditional sense. Maybe you are a laptop consumer, or some sort of other weirdo or vagabond who refuses to adhere to the rules of modern society. To you I say, "A laptop is very much a mobile device. You can take that sucker anywhere your heart desires. Remember what the original computers looked like? How they'd take up several rooms just to be able to print those sheets of paper that you had to tear the perforated sides off of yourself like some sort of common poor? And people at the time only thought computers were going to get BIGGER over time? Unfathomable how dumb people were years ago. Truly incomprehensible."
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, mixed tape listeners, you can find us every Sunday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:11.0 | I've never realized how useless post game shows were until yesterday. |
| 0:15.0 | Like, I've never... |
| 0:16.0 | Like, they're fine. I get most of the wrap up. Like, you go through the games. |
| 0:20.0 | I don't know why we need to see that post game interviews from games we didn't watch. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, I don't care about it. |
| 0:25.0 | Any... Like, unless something like wild happens. |
| 0:28.0 | Right, yeah. |
| 0:29.0 | Jaya Yaji runs for 600 yards. |
| 0:31.0 | Okay, yeah. Talk to him after the game. |
| 0:33.0 | If he didn't, I don't really care what happened in Saints Jits or whoever. |
| 0:37.0 | And plus, I've... Like, A, most of us are already watching Red Zone. |
| 0:42.0 | B, even if we were just watching that game, like, we've already flipped over to, like, local coverage. |
| 0:46.0 | Like, because that's what you care about. |
| 0:48.0 | Like, because they're the ones who have, like, like, Bellachek talking or fucking, like, Brady's interview. |
| 0:54.0 | Like, the national guys aren't gonna have that. |
| 0:57.0 | Right. So... |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.0 | And then on top of that, like, we all have cell phones. Like, I've seen all of this already. |
| 1:05.0 | Multiple times. |
| 1:06.0 | Like, it was like you want to... |
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