Spring Rolls Cut In Half | Below Deck Down Under S4 E6

Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Program

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After Shows, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

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🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Dylan and Pat are back to break down kids names, caviar, metaphors, gossip, Starbucks cake pops, amazon packages, Sylvester Stallone, spring rolls and more from Bravo's Below Deck Down Under

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0:00.0	Alicia says that she knows her boyfriend is cool with her flirting with people.
0:05.2	But texting that you can't get someone out of your head might have gone a little bit too far.
0:10.1	How about laying next to a guy while you're drinking wine and then calling him babe?
0:14.6	Yeah.
0:14.8	Where's that sit?
0:15.5	Well, also maybe like if I was a boyfriend, I'd be like, yeah, that stuff's cool.
0:20.3	Why did you get like emotionally violent towards the woman that was kissing him or wasn't you?
0:26.3	That's a little weird.
0:48.9	Yeah. Hi alone. Welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan. That is Pat.
0:54.6	Great to be here. Cailing the Great Cailin. The Great Kalin, is here behind the ones and twos.
0:54.9	Hello.
0:55.1	Hello.
0:59.7	What an episode we have this evening.
1:02.8	Oh, what a joyous episode we have this evening.
1:05.5	We are welcoming Mecca and the gang.
1:06.9	That's a name, huh?
1:08.6	Well, I like the name Joy.
1:09.8	Yeah.
1:10.5	Mm-hmm. You do? Well, names are interesting. When I heard the name Joy, I was like, how can you be a horrible person if your name is Joy? Right. I mean, I'm not speaking of Joy, the charter guests. I haven't met her yet. Right. But, you know, you can name your kid happy. Uh-huh. Have you ever rid an obituary where someone jumped off a building and their name was happy? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It almost sets you up for life to be a good person. Yeah, if you were writing an obituary about an asshole named Happy, there would be this kind of tug of war with the irony there that you're like, I got to be respectful, but my God. So I think if I ever have another kid, I'm going to call him Smiley. Okay.
1:48.1	I'm going to call him Smiley. Okay. I'm not going to be like Nick Cannon. I think he named one of his fucking kids like car part or something. Yeah, yeah. Something stupid like that. Now that kid can be an asshole. Yeah. Piston. Yeah. Piston. No, I think he literally called him car park. No, no, he didn't.
2:02.0	Guys, listen, Patreon.com slash another podcast network has behind or, you know, I want to stop framing it as behind this wall.
2:12.4	You know, this is open.
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