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The Tavin Dillard Podcast

Spring Picnic & Game 3

The Tavin Dillard Podcast

Tavin Dillard

Comedy

5.0951 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Y’all answered my question, “What contest would you enter at the county fair?” Thanks for that! Memaw took her baby dolls to the Spring Picnic collectible show. And that did not go well for Beatrice Gail Murton. Team Burger Shed played Team Sonic. The whole update is here!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, Tavin is a good old boy.

0:12.4

He's got a story to tell.

0:15.0

He will cut your grass and make it look so well.

1:12.2

Welcome to the Tavent Diller podcast, y'all, guys. That's me. I'm Tapman Diller. I'm a mowing, edging, grass cutting legend. If you're listening to this on the day it comes out, you know today's April 14s, and you know that I'm wearing a bank-bank shirt if you're watching on the U-Tubes. If you ain't watching on U-Tubes, you're going to have to take my word for it. I describe it to you. It's like a radio show. Now, I was running a thing all through the month of March. I'm trying to look. I'll hear this. And we did like the March Madness, a tournament for them T-shirts, Kay. And, you know, every day people would vote on Instantgrams. I mentioned this on a podcast last couple of weeks. And then it got down to the final eight, the final four, the final two. The final two shirts that folks was voting on. You know, Pekle Boone, if you look at which shirt sells the most, it's the Peekle Boone shirt, the blue one.

1:14.9

But I thought, well, that would probably win.

1:17.4

It didn't make it to the championship.

1:18.3

It got knocked out.

1:23.9

I think it got knocked out by the pink or the purple early bird gets the perm shirt.

1:25.7

That's a beautiful, beautiful one.

1:26.9

Mother Day is coming up.

1:28.2

You can get one. Anyhow,

1:34.4

that pink early bird shirt and this blue bank bank shirt, I'm holding it up, but if you ain't got eyes because you're listening, just know that's what I'm holding. This is the one that

1:39.6

won. Now, I do have the gray one, bink, bink shirt, and that wasn't even in the contest.

1:46.5

I just put the blue in there.

1:47.5

But Bink Bink took home the prize.

1:50.4

It's the national champion of my T-shirts or whatever.

1:53.7

So thank you all if you voted or whatever.

1:56.0

I got in on those deals every day.

1:57.6

Whatever shirt was getting boated on is $10 off.

2:02.6

So I had a lot of sales,

2:08.0

you know, in March and here in early April's too. But now we got other stuff going on.

2:12.4

Firstly, I had a question last week. It's what contest would you enter at a county fair if you entered in county fair? So I got those questions. Those are coming up in just a little bit. Where did I put it? Did I lose the questions? Because, buddy, if I don't know what, if I don't know what y'all said, then that's going to be some areas troubles. Oh, here. No, that ain't it. Just bear with me. Here it is. It's on a reputer that's my first mistake

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