Hello and I'm Tori Phantom. This episode is dedicated to all the parents who need a break from the break. And to all the parents who can't tell the difference between a Saturday and a Thursday because

the days all just blend together. It is spring break season and this is your official mom break stop.

Yeah lower your expectations for this episode. Our kids have already had spring break and we're exhausted.

For real. Let's start the timer.

So I live in Oklahoma, Tori lives in Kentucky. All the other parts of the country call

this time of year that we are currently enjoying either spring or allergy season.

For me, and Tori and most of the central corridor of the U.S. it is known as Storm Season. And today as we record this I'm sitting in a danger avocado. I'm so glad that I was able to

share with you the danger avocado.

It just makes the threat more fun.

My entire life I've lived with Storm season.

It's just a part of my reality now.

And then New Yorker Tori transplants themselves to

fucking Kentucky and coins the term danger avocado. Please explain a

stinking danger avocado to people who don't live in stormy areas.

Okay, so the danger avocado started because you're going to be really shocked to hear this. I have anxiety.

What? I know I hide it so well. You hide it so well. I would never have known.

Yeah, so as someone from New York, I can handle the Nor'easter.

I can drive through a blizzard.

It's fine.

I dug my car out of four feet of snow with a broom one year.

I can handle that, okay? But Spiny Wind tornado,

I'm sorry, when you don't live in a place where tornadoes happen you only hear about like the

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